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Reborn with Infinity Skill Points, I Enslaved All Universes
by Sesame_Cookies
You, an ordinary human, transmigrated into this world along with a City-Destroying Calamity—Blood Moon.Just when you thought you could rise to the top of the world by awakening a system, you received the following mission:[Do not harm any living being for 10 years][Reward: Unknown God-Tier Reward]...Ten years later, during the Awakening Ceremony—"Hahaha! This loser actually awakened an F-rank talent—Furniture Craftsman!""Looks like our academy's carpentry workshop finally has someone to carry on…
Harem System: Spending Money On Women For 100% Rebate!
by User_Name_Triple
[Ding!][Cashback System Activation Requirement Met!][System Binding In Progress...!][System Successfully Linked!][Spent $1,000. 10x Critical Hit. Earned $10,000. The money has been transferred to account XXX-XXX-XXX][Spent at least $1,000 on a beautiful lady. Received 1 lottery ticket. Do you want to use it?][YES][NO]Kyle was a man that has never had any luck in life and he was on the verge of ending it all after being fired from his minimum wage job due to a customer's complaint which turned ou…
Absolute Cheater
by Enigmatic_Dream
WPC NOV Winner***“Hmph, my dumb big sister is in danger!”A mischievous grin spread across his face. “Hehehehe... this gives me the perfect excuse to finally use this treasure I’ve acquired but never bothered with!”He rummaged through his belongings, carefully selecting various items. “A bit of this... and this... and a dash of this.”Boom!The explosion of energy sent a ripple through the air as he laughed maniacally.“Hahaha! It's done! Now, all I need is a compatible host for it.”Years later...“D…
Reincarnated As The Villainess's Son
by Noob6_writer9
Living a normal life is boring, but I was happy with what I had.Even when I spent most of my life in regret and misery, I lived because I had someone that I loved dearly.And that said someone took my life...But fate had different plans for me...As if death wasn't enough for me.As if the gods were mocking me.I got reincarnated into a hardcore romance game that I used to play.That too when the prequel game that I played the most ended twenty-five years ago.A game where death is everyone's mistress…
Armipotent
by HotIce
This is a work of fiction, any names, characters, stories or events, are fictitious! (Even the country in the story is just the author's fantasy as the author never visited those countries in the story)Armipotent is an archaic adjective meaning "strong in battle." Basically, it refers to someone who is physically tough in war. Originally, it was used to refer to the Roman god of war, Mars.=====================Tang Shaoyang, an orphan who dropped out of the middle school to fight on the street as…
Venerable Demon King & The Doting Immortal (QT)
by Andru_9788
The Venerable Xiang Yu, an eccentric villainous half-blood demon King was infamous in both the demon and human realm for being a cold-blooded ruthless devil that could kill with no remorse. Demons and humans feared him, cultivators wanted him as a trophy and the immortals saw him as a thorn in their side. The only reason he didn't get smote by the Heavenly King's searing lightning of divine wrath that could kill all mortals and immortals was because he kept the deadliest demons in check maintain…
Reincarnated and Regressed Villain - Make heroines beg for forgiveness
by A4KL
"So, Diana, what's your excuse for betraying me?" His amber glinted eyes bore into the woman with bloodied, broken blue hair, kneeling in complete disarray."... you're evil.""Oh, so, looking out for all of you makes me evil?" The man narrowed his eyes, contemplating the echoes of protagonist halos and heroines' mentality, starkly real now. Coming from a world far removed from such grim reality, he had read about these personalities in novels, but experiencing their shortcomings firsthand was a d…
No More Pain For This Villain.
by Satan03
[Synopsis]In a dark, underground basement, a spooky old man's voice sent shivers down my spine."You're gonna meet your end, hahaha," he taunted, before lunging at me with a sword, slashing the air, and spattering my throat with red drops."We'll see," I defiantly whispered, my last words fading as I drifted into darkness.Suddenly, I woke up in a bustling tavern filled with laughter and clinking glasses.A captivating lady stood before me, her beauty clashing with her angry expression, ready to dis…
Lord Of The People: I Recruited A Mutant Succubus From The Start
by Long Qingwen
The whole world mutated. Mysterious resurrections happened in real life. The Tribulation descended.Everyone would awaken the ability to rule over beasts at the age of 18 and obtain a Lord Space of their own. After one month, their Lord Space would materialize and they would become a Lord. When they awakened, each Lord would obtain a summoning pool to summon their own troops.They had to plunder resources, strengthen their troops, expand their territory and defend themselves against the invasion o…
In Another World with My Wooden Throne System
by Night_of_Dreams
Zion Freese died while sitting in a wooden chair in the bus stop station after accidentally getting hit by a truck. He thought it was the end, but unknowingly he transmigrated and became Zion Altaria, the illegitimate son of King Lionel Altaria, the ruler of the Terun empire, the strongest empire on the continent of Garenia… Because his mother was branded a slave, he was known to defame and dilute the bloodline of the royal family. He was the king’s greatest disgrace because of his very existenc…
Return Of The Supreme Beast Tamer
by OP_Supreme
"Isn't this the weak young master of the Valhalla family?""Hahaha! I heard he only knows how to waste money... Completely useless."Another voice, dripping with false pity, chimed in."Both his sister and brother are Tamers, strong ones at that. While him... the eldest... pathetic!!"The final word, spat out like a curse, hung in the air: "Useless!"In this world, where the bond with powerful Beasts dictated one's standing, where strength was synonymous with the ferocity and strength of your compani…
I Am The Heroine's Father: The Cannon Fodder's Ascent
by Puffin_lore
I am going to die.That’s how the game goes.The less I know, the better—a hardcore otome game where the tragic villain, Johan Von Matilda, is fated to fall by his own daughter’s sword.A mere stepping stone for the protagonist to win the main heroine’s heart.And now? I’m him.“…Are you kidding me? I won’t let my daughter become a simp with no personality!”The problem is, I am just a healer with money and influence; my daughter hates me and is obsessed with him.The protagonist is obviously the one w…
Primordial Vampire God System
by SleepDeprivedSloth
UPDATE: I WILL START THIS ONCE MY OTHER BOOK, SHGS (SUPREME HAREM GOD SYSTEM) ENDS SINCE BOTH BOOKS HAVE THE SAME WORLD AND I DO NOT WANT CLASHES. --------"Have you heard about the rumour?" "What rumour?" "They say that there's a Vampire on the loose, he's out there killing humans mercilessly" "Hahahaha! That's the funniest joke I ever heard! Vampires? Those Slaves? Hahaha!" "Yeah, I feel the same! I think someone just started this rumour as a joke! Hahaha! How can those weaklings kill us, human…
A Odisseia de Ático: Reencarnado em um Parquinho
by RealmWeaver
```Protagonista Esforçado: Sim, Elenco de Apoio Interessante: Sim, Construção de Mundo: Sim, Protagonista Superpoderoso: Sim, Transmigração: Sim.Ático enfrentou o pior dia de sua vida: seu coração foi despedaçado, e ele foi subitamente assassinado em sua casa, apenas para acordar em um reino mágico como o herdeiro de uma das famílias mais poderosas do domínio humano.Movido por determinação, ele jurou se fortalecer e executar sua vingança contra quem quer que o tenha matado e trazido para este mu…
My Yandere Wives are Transcendents
by AbiLIon
An 11-year-old boy suddenly woke up,"...wait, where am I?""...I see, so this is the so-called transmigration.""hahaha.....hellll yaaaahh.""It's my time to show the world who the boss is."But he didn't realize what he caused,"Wait, this isn't what should be... why is he here, and where's that prostitute? And why is my lover with him?""Fuck, what the hell is happening here? He shouldn't be here, and that guy should be dead, but how is he alive....urgh," he grumbled."This is MY FUCKING WORLD, why a…